December 2011
5 posts
toocooltobehipster:
It’s nearly 2012 why do I feel like we’re still in 2010?
Watchlandsharrk:
do-you-have-a-flag:
thewinchesterswagger:
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aishaneko:
tunaluka:
douchegod:
laughlikealoononloontablets:
This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating its neurons.
I’M TERRIFIED
I’M GOING TO CRY HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT AFTER IT DANCES FOR YOU
So…..Soy Sauce basically turns dead squids into...
Happy Anniversary :) ♥
1 Year. 5000+ miles. We’re unstoppable.
November 2011
1 post
Cracking jokes to make myself laugh when no one...
It’s been a rough night. I need a moment. Maybe I should chew it over with Twix.
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
2 posts
Anonymous asked: I'm totally serious. If you fail, I guess i'll just leave you alone. There are no hints, because I can't give you one. Post something after you tried. Good luck.
Anonymous asked: Who else could this be? You don't get any hints. But you do get one chance to find me, be honest. thxkbai.
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formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/skylitxxskyline
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Anonymous asked: You give me premature ventricular contractions.
August 2011
67 posts
Reblog if you know an Asian guy named Kevin.
cheriewhichwai:
rheesmiles:
Funniest post I’ve seen in a long ass time.
LOOOOOOOL I can’t fucking even. @convo with Jason about this just yesterday.
More like 13 Asian Kevins….including my boyfriend LOL!
Dear Mom,
toocooltobehipster:
How can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can’t hear me say “What?!” multiple times when you scream my name?
Sincerely, Your Confused Child
ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Maximum trolling:
toocooltobehipster:
Put your facebook status as “OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!!!”
Wait 5 minutes.
Make a new status saying “I’m going to test out my time machine”
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Reblog if you're from New York
goddesshere:
ohdatstuff:
dont-blow-my-high:
suckmyswagg94:
Brooklyn*
Bronx^
harlem ^
Harlem :p
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“If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a...”
– Bette Reese (via laughter-asmilesorgasm)
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LMFAO sheesh
goddesshere:
Lol, this is where it went on my dash. :P
From:cookiemumble
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If you were to have a theme song, what would it...
That Indiana Jones theme song LOL. Idk why, that’s the first thing that popped in my head.
Ask me anything
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Live in a world where nobody cleans up crap after...
LOL, I’m guessing you know I walk dogs? Well anyway, dogs shit a LOT. And they shit EVERYWHERE. Even at home. So I’d rather pick it up bare-handed than step on it and leave shit stains everywhere. Washing the carpet is a lot harder than washing my hands =)
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Well these are original. →
-infecti0n:
lovewithalllmyheart:
1. First thing you wash in the shower? 2. What color is your favorite hoodie? 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 4. Do you plan outfits? 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? 6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? 7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? 9. Did you meet anybody new today? 10....
I love making my own food and realizing it's...
AHHHHHHHHH! Triumph.
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Would you rather be 3 feet tall or 8 feet tall?
3 feet. I’d get everything for free.
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